Real talk flock: I made the above graphic as a joke a few months ago. I didn’t think I’d use it for anything.
This is now the third article I’ve used it on.
In case you haven’t looked out your window ever, it’s wet out. I have seen more flood watches and warnings in Niagara Falls than I though I’d ever see. Lake erosion is everywhere. The piers at Lewiston are literally underwater.
I feel sorry for any of you that put up a pool this year (I’m looking at you, Ron).
Of course, the minute it stops raining, the sun’s out…
I’m calling it now: We’re Orlando.
That’s right, we have showers almost every day, they’re soaking downpours, and then they disappear without a trace. That’s totally Florida.
Now if only they put in a Disney Attraction…