Flock, have you heard of Mister M’s?

Mister M’s House of Food and Drink popped up last year in the OTB on Military Road in Town of Niagara. I first started paying attention to them when they shared a photo of their Thursday Special: a giant piece of Chicken Parmesan.

It took me far too long to find a Thursday to head over there, but I finally did it. I had the giant Chicken Parm.

Of course, then the pandemic hit.

This post has actually been sitting in the queue since March, and I have been delaying it until the restaurant was fully open again.

Luckily, the dining room is open again, so I can finally share my review.

First, a note on the place. Mister M’s is themed on a speakeasy, which goes perfectly with it being connected to Off-Track Betting.

Now, the deal with the Chicken Parmesan is simple: it’s available every Thursday, dine-in only (no take-out), 4-8pm. Best part? It’s only $7.95.

Flock, you are not prepared for the size of this thing. I was not prepared for the size of this thing, and I’m a sheep-shaped food vacuum.

Flock, this piece of chicken is massive.

How massive is it? It’s larger than my head.

If the size of this isn’t coming through in the photo, let me measure. The piece of Chicken that I got from Mister M’s on this fateful day was about 9 inches (22.8 centimeters for you hungry Canadians) in diameter. Basically a 9 inch circle of chicken covered in breadcrumbs, cheese and sauce.

And this thing is served on top of spaghetti.

You could feed a small nation on this piece of chicken parm. You could fit a small nation on this piece of chicken parm!

Now, beside it being absolutely massive, it also tastes good. Most of the time you can either get size or quality, but Mister M’s pulls off both.

So, now that I have you drooling over pictures of chicken, Mister M’s is located at 2500 Military Road, Niagara Falls, NY 14304 (technically Town of Niagara, but we’re not nitpicking the postal service).

-Sheepie ❤