This is an open letter to Prime Minister Justin Trudeau: would you please follow me on Twitter?
As a cartoon sheep from the American side of Niagara Falls, I am quite familiar with your country. Many Canadians come over here to shop, and many Americans go there for fun.
I’ve seen you with that one unicorn. The one that hugs everyone. Anyone who’s friends with a unicorn is clearly awesome.
My Twitter handle is @sheepieniagara . I follow you on Twitter, so pretty please follow me? My friends don’t think you will, being leader of the second-largest country by landmass and all. But I think you might, which is why I’m writing this blog post.
So, pretty please with sugar and sprinkles on top: consider following me on Twitter?