Why I’m giving up nothing for Lent (but it’s okay if you do)

If you ever want to stop a priest dead in his tracks, say you're not giving up anything for Lent. I learned this fact a few years ago when one of my friends asked me what I was giving up for the holy season. Of course, after explaining myself, the priest acknowledged my reasoning. You … Continue reading Why I’m giving up nothing for Lent (but it’s okay if you do)

7.0 magnitude earthquake registered in Buffalo, NY as Bills get in playoffs

The 17 year drought is over, flock: the Buffalo Bills are in the playoffs! That's right: I am currently trying to lower my blood pressure after the Bills beat the Miami Dolphins, putting them in the playoffs. The Bills got some help from the Cincinnati Bengals, who eliminated the Baltimore Ravens for us.  This. Is. … Continue reading 7.0 magnitude earthquake registered in Buffalo, NY as Bills get in playoffs

Why avocado is the new pumpkin spice

Congratulations world. You've done it. You've officially out pumpkin-spiced pumpkin spice. What am I talking about? Why, the avocado show of course! Don't believe that avocado has surpassed pumpkin spice in the "beat a dead horse" game? Just take a look at these fine examples: Avocado Beer Angel City Brewery in Los Angeles is releasing … Continue reading Why avocado is the new pumpkin spice