Why the “Dead Mall” Sears will never close

Sears stores are falling left and right. Surprisingly, the Sears store least likely to close is the one attached to a shuttered mall. Sears has been having a really, really bad time. With brick-and-mortar stores beginning to succumb to the internet, a cornerstone of America, good ol' Sears & Roebuck, is quickly sinking. It was … Continue reading Why the “Dead Mall” Sears will never close

Why I’m thankful for the Canadian skyline

Who needs skyscrapers when your neighbor has you covered? I haven't been over to the Canadian side of the Falls in over a decade (I was a kid last time I crossed the border). I didn't even go over when I turned 19 (I know, right?) That being said, I, like anybody else in the … Continue reading Why I’m thankful for the Canadian skyline

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Movie Review

Rating: 3/10 Who will like it: Sad people. People who like bad sci-fi movies. Why? Why does this have to exist? 2005's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is based off the ever-popular Douglas Adams book series. It was a good BBC radio series, a decent television series, and then this terrible film made sure that it would … Continue reading Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Movie Review

Fantastic Mr. Fox Movie Review

Rating: 9.5/10 Who will like it: Roald Dahl fans. People that like stop motion. People who like talking animals. Wes Anderson fans. Cider drinkers. Fantastic Mr. Fox is a 2009 stop-motion animated film by Wes Anderson (Grand Budapest Hotel guy) loosely based on the Roald Dahl book. The film stars George Clooney as the titular character, … Continue reading Fantastic Mr. Fox Movie Review

A few Updates to the Movie Reviews

I knew this was going to bite me sooner or later. Well, I was writing the new round of reviews, and realized that my -/5 review system isn't good enough. So I've doubled it to 10. I've also adjusted some of the movie scores from the previous reviews (I'm sorry I'm sorry but it needs … Continue reading A few Updates to the Movie Reviews

Shaun the Sheep Movie Review

Rating: 7/10 Who will like it: British people. People that liked Wallace and Gromit. Sheep. If you ever want a theme song to be stuck in your head until the end of time, then you need to see 2015's Shaun the Sheep. The Aardman stop motion animated film is a spin-off of the wildly popular Shaun the Sheep shorts. … Continue reading Shaun the Sheep Movie Review

Space Dogs: Adventure to the Moon Movie Review

Rating: 4/10 Who will like it: Kids that like Paw Patrol, space, and hyperactivity. Alicia Silverstone and Ashlee Simpson fans (maybe). Last week, I reviewed the original Space Dogs film from 2010/2012. I liked that film. The animation was bad, the voice acting was goofy, and the entire thing was Russian propaganda, but I liked the film. I don't … Continue reading Space Dogs: Adventure to the Moon Movie Review