Humanz by Gorillaz Review

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I never review current music, but I'm making an exception. Gorillaz new album Humanz just dropped, and it's very...Gorillaz. I loved Gorillaz in high school. I grew out of it over the years, unfortunately. I was hoping that this album would revive some nostalgic vibes. So, let's do a quick-shot review of each track (minus the plethora … Continue reading Humanz by Gorillaz Review

Why green Jell-o salad is lit

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Have you ever had something that you thought would be bad, but was actually epic? That thing's probably Jell-O salad.  No, you don't understand: Jell-o salad is epic. Now, jell-o salad is not an actual salad. There's no weird vegetables to get in the way. This is lime jell-o. This is Cool Whip. This is … Continue reading Why green Jell-o salad is lit

“Head Over Heels” by Tears for Fears -Music Review

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Shopping mall music. SHOPPING. MALL. MUSIC. This week we're reviewing Tears for Fears' 1985 song "Head over Heels". If there was a song that played over the speaker system at every mall in the 1980s, it was this song. It was also apparently in Donnie Darko, which I've never seen, so I'm not tainted by that. The … Continue reading “Head Over Heels” by Tears for Fears -Music Review

Reese’s Clusters review

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With Easter a distant memory, I've decided to review Reese's new clusters. A Reese's cluster is a Reese's cup's pretentious cousin. The cluster consists of peanut butter, caramel, peanuts and pecans coated in milk chocolate. If you've ever had a Turtle, then you basically know what a Reese's Cluster is. The Reese's Cluster is decent. The … Continue reading Reese’s Clusters review