If you expected Valerian to stun, you're right...although you'll wish you were wrong.
The long awaited sequel to Guardians of the Galaxy does not meet expectations.
Rating: 8/10 Who will like it: people who like music. Your average family film goer. Sing is exactly what you would expect it to be. Without giving too much away, a koala that owns a theatre (Matthew McConaughey) tries to raise money through a singing competition, and hilarity ensues. Sitting here, I really don't know how … Continue reading Sing Movie Review
Rating: 9/10 Who will like it: Fans of Japanese culture. Fans of stop-motion. Fans of action-adventure films. Creative people. 2016's Kubo and the Two Strings is another wonderful film from Laika, the company behind Coraline and Paranorman. This film is their Magnum Opus, a visual stunning, well written, Oscar worthy film. The film follows Kubo, the son of a … Continue reading Kubo and the Two Strings Movie Review
Rating: 3/10 Who will like it: Sad people. People who like bad sci-fi movies. Why? Why does this have to exist? 2005's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is based off the ever-popular Douglas Adams book series. It was a good BBC radio series, a decent television series, and then this terrible film made sure that it would … Continue reading Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Movie Review
Rating: 9.5/10 Who will like it: Roald Dahl fans. People that like stop motion. People who like talking animals. Wes Anderson fans. Cider drinkers. Fantastic Mr. Fox is a 2009 stop-motion animated film by Wes Anderson (Grand Budapest Hotel guy) loosely based on the Roald Dahl book. The film stars George Clooney as the titular character, … Continue reading Fantastic Mr. Fox Movie Review
Rating: 7/10 Who will like it: British people. People that liked Wallace and Gromit. Sheep. If you ever want a theme song to be stuck in your head until the end of time, then you need to see 2015's Shaun the Sheep. The Aardman stop motion animated film is a spin-off of the wildly popular Shaun the Sheep shorts. … Continue reading Shaun the Sheep Movie Review
Rating: 4/10 Who will like it: Kids that like Paw Patrol, space, and hyperactivity. Alicia Silverstone and Ashlee Simpson fans (maybe). Last week, I reviewed the original Space Dogs film from 2010/2012. I liked that film. The animation was bad, the voice acting was goofy, and the entire thing was Russian propaganda, but I liked the film. I don't … Continue reading Space Dogs: Adventure to the Moon Movie Review
Rating: 10/10 Who will like it: Anybody that likes the 90s. Christmas fans. Anti-Christmas fans. People that don't like mailmen. People that like puns. People that like dry humor... etc. etc. Olive the Other Reindeer is a 1999 animated Christmas special based off the book by the same name, and it is wonderful. It may be … Continue reading Olive The Other Reindeer Movie Review
Rating: 6/10 Who will like it: Children used to low-end animation, history buffs, kids that like talking dogs and space. Space Dogs is a 2010 film produced by Russia. I'm not kidding: The Russian Federation had their hands all over this film. The English dub came out in 2012, and let me just say, it is … Continue reading Space Dogs Movie Review